Che-A Pet Kit

*Yeah, "Viva la Green Revolution," but not that old Green Revolution, that monocultural Green Revolution that relies on chemical fertilizers, pesticides and a petroleum-based economy. Not that unsustainable Green Revolution that leads to land degradation, failed rural economies and farmer debt. Not that sickly Green Revolution of increased class disparities and malnutrition. Not that envious Green Revolution of Monsanto, Big Business and genetic engineering. Not that Green Revolution (nor the Gates “New” Green Revolution). We’re talking about the True Green Revolution. The environmentally sound, solar True Green Revolution of biodiversity and community-supported agriculture. The verdant, socially conscious True Green Revolution of Michael Pollan and Vandana Shiva. The fair-trade, organic True Green Revolution that will provide not only a cleaner environment and healthier citizens, but an abundance of flavorful, nutritious, mouth-watering food. One dollar from every Che*A Pet sale goes in the form of a cash donation to one of a number of food charities. [CURRENT RECIPIENT: Vandana Shiva's organization, Navdanya]

Q: What if Andy Warhol were a vegetarian?

A: Che*A Pet!

That’s right, there’s a new pet in town, and his name’s Che*A! He’s sexy and rebellious and you can eat his hair. After he sprouts, either get more chia seeds and make him sprout again (You can’t kill the Che*A Pet) or else just set him “bald-headed” up on your nick-knack shelf and let him do his thing: inspiring revolution.