PUZL

PUZL is nothing shy of a fresh, delicious cut of farm-raised, free-range, organic, grass-finished beef or pork made of wood cut into a challenging (if you're a cow, maybe) jig-saw puzzle.

NOTE: Make sure to specify pork or beef, otherwise you may be sent an industrial meat-filler puzzle, and without the marbling for clues, these can be a real bitch to assemble.